erections.

[Jon Maine]

Well there are six in that room I think that would make my bladder pop by the time I finished dusting.....

Of course what I meant to say is I fitted an iec socket.

 

[philpjuk100]

quote

We did consider this, the iron ring is hung by chains from the rose which has a hook on it. That rose is bolted through the ceiling. It also has a kettle lead socket in it so if we want to take the current lights down and put something else there we can in minutes and again replace just as quickly.[/quote]
DON`T CALL IN THE TROTTERS! :|

 

[Flyfisher]

This link is for Joce's benefit since she doesn't 'do' television and may not understand the Trotter reference.
For everyone else it's the chance to watch a classic moment of TV comedy again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFuYIi5-igc

 

[JoceAndChris]

Bless you, I hadn't understood it at all. That was great.

 

[Feltwell]

It would be Feltwell!! :lol:

Well, I'd hate to disappoint!! I just had visions of the headline - "West Country Award-Winning house restorer impaled by own light fitting" !

Don't ask for one of these for Christmas is my tip :lol:

http://www.argos.co.uk/wcsstore/argos/images/31-3024409A69UC459165M.jpg

 

[Jon Maine]

Yes we have had the Trotters and trampoline jokes before funnily enough, fortunately at around 2.25 metres up there are not to many people in the world who will bang their heads without horseplay involved :twisted:

 

[Feltwell]

Very nice light fittings though - wouldn't work in many properties, but certainly work well in yours.

 

[Jon Maine]

Very nice light fittings though - wouldn't work in many properties, but certainly work well in yours.

Thank you, flattery will get you everywhere

I had them made with the rest of the ironwork in India, we had to wire and got old hanging chains from reclaim yards but I think the unit cost was £40

 

[philpjuk100]

Erec,erec,erec,NO I WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SMUT! Christms tree pic(its only small and its not real!)and a very merry Christmas to all,phil and julie.

 

[Penners]

NO I WILL NOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS SMUT!

Well, thank goodness there's at least one person* around here who is trying to keep up standards.

Jolly good show, Phil!









* Plus me, of course.

 

[Stephen]

Well it went up this weekend; two actually - one inside and one outside. Unfortunately I have not been able to take any photos, but will try to do so over the next few days.

 

[Jon Maine]

I concur, although it went up over a week ago the decoration part occured today.

When i have a few minutes I will take and post some pictures too.

 

[Cloudscape]

My erection is in one of the front windows, so the whole village can enjoy it.

Not around much at the moment. But nadolig llawen a blwyddyn newydd dda to everyone on PPUK.

 

[JoceAndChris]

And to you too Cloudscape!

And I am still waiting for some photos Jon, Steven!

 

[middi]

I am amazed at the stiff response generated by " erections"

 

[JoceAndChris]

It is a forum of red-blooded and passionate souls.

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Nadolig Llawen Cloudscape from the North Walians to the Mid-Walians!

 

[Penners]

Ma's out, Pa's out, Let's talk rude!
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Dance in the garden in the nude,
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.
Let's write rude words all down our street,
Stick out our tongues at the people we meet,
Let's have an intellectual treat
Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers.

Flanders & Swann, bless 'em.

 

[jocelyn plummer]

Crumbs! Penners! What has your tea been laced with? :lol:

 

[Penners]

Just a little comment on the forum's communal sniggering at a rude word.

Thank goodness I never stoop that low. :|