Little quiz

[Jon Maine]

Naarch? dont know what you mean guv........

 

[Penners]

Oh yeah? Why have you gone , then?

 

[FamilyWiggs]

I'm very sleepy now. :roll:

That'll be your age catching up with you... :lol:

 

[Penners]

At my level of athletic ability, a snail towing a Land Rover could catch up with me.

 

[Moo]

I'd bet my left-handed snib-valve agitator that the conspiracy had its evil epicentre in Naarch.

Warm,but not warm enough, Penners.
Does the left-handed snib-valve agitator that I've just won come with an instruction book - or will you provide coaching?

 

[Penners]

OK, Moo, I'll escalate the source one step farther and nearer to home. But although the gaff may have been blown by Herself, she didn't transmit it to this forum. I know who did, and I won't name names.

But watch my eyes..... :shock:

 

[Penners]

By the way, since when did you need an instruction book to operate a simple, ordinary, everyday left-handed snib-valve agitator? Think of it as a 5-iron with a few extra bells and whistles.

 

[Moo]

A 5 iron I can cope with but bells and whistles make me nervous - golf is a game of profound and silent concentration.

 

[Flyfisher]

Concentrate too much on golf and before you know it you've hit a hydrant and bounced off into a tree.

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Concentrate too much on golf and before you know it you've hit a hydrant and bounced off into a tree.

FF - you're Bruce Forsyth and I claim my £5!

 

[skier-hughes]

OK, Moo, I'll escalate the source one step farther and nearer to home. But although the gaff may have been blown by Herself, she didn't transmit it to this forum. I know who did, and I won't name names.

But watch my eyes..... :shock:

In two. well done, next time I'm down your way and we all meet up I'll supply a round of drinks!!
Surely transmitting it to a forum member does mean it was transmited to the forum?

 

[Moo]

Surely transmitting it to a forum member does mean it was transmited to the forum?

A nice point, and well expressed. I am but a conduit.
When we eventually meet, Graham, at least one drink will be on me.

xxx M

 

[Jon Maine]

Sounds like this could become a very boozy affair.......

 

[Penners]

Not if I'm paying it won't!