Graham's Top Tips

[LadyArowana]

If the weather is warm and dry and you don't have any dampened hessian to protect your nice new lime plaster walls internally, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES use Mrs FW's good bath towels instead.

Ouch.

I suppose I should send a link to rolls of hessian, but for the sake of marital harmony I would suggest reviewing this http://www.johnlewis.com/buying-guides/towels-buying-guide and then clicking and adding to basket a selection that Mrs FW would like. Some sort of perfumed product that you consider a complete waste of money might also not go amiss :wink:

 

[Penners]

Some sort of perfumed product that you consider a complete waste of money

That reminds me of a rant by one of the male characters on the wonderful BBC sitcom, "Coupling":

And pot pourri - what's that all about? Looks like breakfast, smells like your auntie.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/

 

[LadyArowana]

And for any other boys want to "do the right thing" BEFORE beginning a lime project, this http://www.whaleys-bradford.ltd.uk/jute-tarpaulin-natural is much cheaper than replacement towels to cover an equivalent area, and you won't need offerings of gold, frankincense and myrrh to appease the Goddess afterwards :wink:

 

[Feltwell]

And for any other boys want to "do the right thing" BEFORE beginning a lime project, this http://www.whaleys-bradford.ltd.uk/jute-tarpaulin-natural is much cheaper than replacement towels to cover an equivalent area, and you won't need offerings of gold, frankincense and myrrh to appease the Goddess afterwards :wink:

Alternatively, you could buy that and suggest she treats herself by running up a nice little dress with an offcut. :wink:

But then again divorce can be very expensive, and bricks really hurt when they're thrown at you.