Today we bought this house

[Penners]

Penners - taste, decency, and fear that Nicola may read this has precluded me from making the obvious response...

Good grief, man, don't tell me that you're frit of a mere girlie*.




*Please don't tell my wife I said that.

 

[Penners]

I can't believe that I am being told off by the master of the double entendre and innuendo. Talk about Pot and Kettle

In truth, I was only cross because I didn't think of the remark first.