Slot head countersunk steel woodscrews

[Penners]

By the way, Biff, your analogy was sheer poetry.

 

[biffvernon]

Bit of an unusual construction this, requiring juxtoposition of cut steel roeshead nails and brass countersunk slotted screws. Note the tidy alignment of the slots, horizontal as this is internal work with no risk of rainwater puddling.

 

[Penners]

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Shouldn't the slots be aligned with the grain of the wood?

 

[Moo]

Grannies and eggs come to mind, Penners.

 

[Penners]

Grannies and eggs come to mind, Penners.

And nooses and heads.

Fair enough, Moo.