Nemesis said:Grimmers and Brunny decided the new look sanitised forum wasn't for them, and departed sadly.
(I still liked the format so much better than this...)
Ev
Tea?! He told me it was a topcoat wood finish.Jane Smith said:Gervase said:Grimmers was caught p!ssing in the limewash.
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He told me that you had to do that to make it properly. The tea he made always tasted strange, too.
Gervase said:This is getting worryingly like an Agatha Christie novel or a game of Cluedo.
So, I'll say it was Colonel Grimmers, in the library, with a piece of rubber tubing and a bucket of warm soapy water.
Jane Smith said:Oh, lordy, lord. I've just noticed that sign-off. Ev. I'm trembling now. I'd have been more careful with my words if I'd have known the lovely Evelyn was here. All we need now is Jacky and everyone will be here.
Well, since you can't simply change your nom de plume on this forum, as you could on the old one, perhaps I ought to come clean about P. Edant....Gervase said:P.Edant has been surprisingly scarce, an'all.
Dear God - some people will drink anything.Jane Smith said:our rubber tubing (useful for poultry drinkers)
The present Mrs P would assert that it's my only side.Nemesis said:Oh, bloody 'ell - no need, we knew it was your borin' old fart side all along.
Sorry to say that the shallows aren't really hidden (since I caught the old corduroys on that nail).Nemesis said:As bad as smoking coypu... Mrs P - she doesn't appreciate the hidden shallows I reckon.