Greetings from a bemused Ppuker

[Penners]

Does a doctor’s doctor, doctor the doctored doctor according to the doctored doctor’s doctrine? Or does the doctor, doctoring the doctored doctor, doctor the doctored doctor according to the doctoring doctor’s doctrine?

That's a considerable intellectual cut above:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Does a doctor’s doctor, doctor the doctored doctor according to the doctored doctor’s doctrine? Or does the doctor, doctoring the doctored doctor, doctor the doctored doctor according to the doctoring doctor’s doctrine?

That's a considerable intellectual cut above:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I still get stuck with "Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry" and I made an embarrasing mess in a meeting recently when I was discussing the "Weighting and ranking" of a series of options.

 

[Feltwell]

I made an embarrasing mess in a meeting recently when I was discussing the "Weighting and ranking" of a series of options.

Not quite as bad as the newsreader who was talking about the Kent Countryside though.

 

[FamilyWiggs]

I made an embarrasing mess in a meeting recently when I was discussing the "Weighting and ranking" of a series of options.

Not quite as bad as the newsreader who was talking about the Kent Countryside though.

They weren't reporting on Jeremy Hunt's visit there, were they?

 

[Feltwell]

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[Flyfisher]

Not quite as bad as the newsreader who was talking about the Kent Countryside though.

. . . which reminds me of the classic episode of the 'Uxbridge English Dictionary' game on R4's ISIHAC in which the panellists have to invent new definitions for existing words.

I believe it was Stephen Fry who came up with "Countryside - the killing of Piers Morgan". :lol:

 

[Feltwell]

I like that!

 

[Penners]

I believe it was Stephen Fry who came up with "Countryside - the killing of Piers Morgan".

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Penners]

They weren't reporting on Jeremy Hunt's visit there, were they?

Naughty Naughtie....!