Dear Santa...for my PP Christmas, I would like....

[DJH]

I wasn't aware of being nasty to cats (or kittens). The infantile language used by their owners is an entirely different matter, though!

Oh dear. I don't wish to be pedantic Moo but I said I didn't want you and Penners to be nasty to "puddy wuddy catties" You can say what you like about cats or kittens. Anyway we're allowed to until 1st January I thought. :lol:

Flyfisher I'm sure Posh Spice has shape either and I bet she doesn't throw a shadow. :twisted: Kirsty will do nicely as I want to make some of those rose shaped napkins she folded a few weeks back on her latest programme.

 

[Penners]

I don't wish to be pedantic Moo but I said I didn't want you and Penners to be nasty to "puddy wuddy catties"

I think you'll find that we're not at all nasty to any form of domestic animal - only to those of their human staff who have partaken excessively of treacle.

 

[DJH]

Sooty.the kitten, has been very sickly but no sign of treacle...

 

[Keith Bowman]

I wasn't aware of being nasty to cats (or kittens). The infantile language used by their owners is an entirely different matter, though!

Which reminds me that our local dairy supplies not milk but Moo juice. Oh Milton come back we need thee

 

[Penners]

I wasn't aware of being nasty to cats (or kittens). The infantile language used by their owners is an entirely different matter, though!

Which reminds me that our local dairy supplies not milk but Moo juice. Oh Milton come back we need thee

I'm not sure that Milton would be a satisfactory substitute for milk.

http://www.milton-tm.com/sterilising_fluid.html

 

[DJH]

Hot news. Sooty , the kitten, is better. He had eaten some tiny rubber bands that my youngest grandaughter has for her dental brace jobby.
As we have until the 1st of January before the naughty waughty diary cuts in here's a group photo ......



Clockwise from the top Smudgy Wudgy, a kitten, Tipsy Wipsy, a cat, Topsy Wopsy, a cat and Sooty Wooty, a kitten, all sharing their kitty Witty Milky Wilky.... :twisted: They don't have nasty Moo milk because their little tummy wummys are lactose intolerant and gives them the runny wunnys.

 

[LadyArowana]

If there is such thing as reincarnation, and if the deity thinks Mr P has made insufficient merit during this lifetime, then I suspect this may be the result...

 

[Penners]

I've not lived a blameless life, so if there is such a thing as reincarnation I acknowledge that I may return as a lesser being.

But I haven't been evil enough to sink that low.

 

[LadyArowana]

I've not lived a blameless life, so if there is such a thing as reincarnation I acknowledge that I may return as a lesser being.

But I haven't been evil enough to sink that low.

I will have to check that with Bastet, she may take a different view.

 

[JoceAndChris]

So sweet of you to mention my new Admiral Horatio Nelson, LadyA. He is like a tiny snow leopard, but very frightened and unwell, and the situation made intolerable by Lady Emma Hamilton, who would like to kill him. I'm at my wits' end, and very jealous of Doug's happy group in that picture!

Dear Father Christmas, please please make them get along, otherwise Horatio is going to have to go back to the breeder

 

[Sonyaclegg]

Apparently this is my present for this year. Not quite what I had in mind, but very practical.

 

[DJH]

You lucky lucky girl. I bet all the girls would like one of those for Christmas.. :lol:

 

[LadyArowana]

You lucky lucky girl. I bet all the girls would like one of those for Christmas.. :lol:

I already have two vacuum cleaners, but nothing as fancy as that, almost makes me want to return the lovely earrings ... almost :lol:

 

[Feltwell]

All this talk of "fluffy-wuffy puddy tats" - that's not what they are thinking you know.

 

[Penners]

Sonya - I think you'll find that the wheels are supposed to be at the bottom and the handle at the top.

It will probably work more satisfactorily like that.

 

[discobarry]

For christmas i wanted planning consent for new windows/doors and a roof light in the bathroom and maybe one in the hallway at the top of the stairs and Santa well and truly delivered a week early, wohoooo!!!!!

 

[Sonyaclegg]

Penners,

Really? Gosh!

Lady A,

Don't part with the lovely earrings. Vacuuming pleasure is short lived,

DJH,

I'm not sure all the girls will want one but it will make my life a lot easier when clearing up rubble and building dust.

 

[Zebra]

Santa's been already! Well, the stuff arrived on my brother's truck, but I'm sure Santa was behind it all somehow..
A second hand dining table and four chairs! I can't believe I'm actually sitting on a chair in my house, not on an upturned bucket or on the stairs.

 

[MdB]

 

[DJH]

Santa brought me a Rolling Stones CD for my birthday. I say them on stage at the Gaumont cinema in Taunton in 1963 with the Baron Knights. I saw the Beatles there the same year with Millie (My Girl Lollipop) dreadful row!!