Dear Santa...for my PP Christmas, I would like....

[DJH]

DJH, I'm not quite sure you've got this sorted out. The new rule doesn't require you to specify the species of an animal whenever it is pictured. You can be reasonably confident that most of us will recognise a cat or a dog when we see one.

You simply have to avoid lapsing into the purple vernacular when mentioning your domestic animals. For example, "my cat is sick" is perfectly acceptable, whereas "my fluffy-wuffy chook-chooks have icky tumblies" will attract force 10 opprobrium.

Oops. Sorry Penners. My only excuse is that I'm new on here. I think I understand now but I have to talk it over with the donkey in the manger and see what he thinks about the new rule. I'm sure he'll say obray, eeaways does. :twisted:

 

[DJH]

Tip of the week. How to recycle an empty plastic milk container. A very useful and easy way to decant paint into so you don't have to carry a heavy paint tin and the handle bites into you hand. It's easy to hold while working up a ladder(naughty!) and the edge is nice and sharp for wiping excess paint from the brush. The ideal Xmas gift for the decorator in your family..



Doug

 

[LadyArowana]

For example, "my cat is sick" is perfectly acceptable, whereas "my fluffy-wuffy chook-chooks have icky tumblies" will attract force 10 opprobrium.

Very sorry to hear your cat is sick Mr P, and I know you don't really like felines, but to say its acceptable to have a poorly one seems rather harsh. I hope you reconsider and take it to a vet.

 

[Moo]

Milady, didn't your teachers tell you about the significance of quotation marks?
If you ask very nicely I'm sure that kind Mr Penrose will take time off his busy schedule to explain it to you.

 

[Penners]

Had we but world enough and time...

 

[DJH]

How's about "Tipsy Wipsy Woos" then.... :lol:

 

[Penners]

Right, DJH. That's your name down in my book. :evil:

 

[jocelyn plummer]

Flippity flop, dipidy doo,woo hoo! :roll: :roll: :!:

 

[Flyfisher]

I can see Penners needing a larger book at this rate.

Seems like as good an excuse as any to air this old classic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V3SqxUomwk

 

[DJH]

You'll need a "big bookey wookey" I reckon Penners. :wink:

 

[LadyArowana]

You'll need a "big bookey wookey" I reckon Penners. :wink:

As luck would have it Sanrio do a variety of merchandise, so Mr P can start with volume 1 and then when that is full, the next batch of guilty people can go into volume 2.

 

[Penners]

You'll need a "big bookey wookey" I reckon Penners. :wink:

Don't you come the Russell Brand with me, or your punishment will be to wear his hairstyle for a month. :evil:

 

[LadyArowana]

You'll need a "big bookey wookey" I reckon Penners. :wink:

Don't you come the Russell Brand with me, or your punishment will be to wear his hairstyle for a month. :evil:

I'm not sure that's so much of a punishment. It doesn't seem to have done old Russ much harm....Katy Perry, Geri Haliwell, +++

 

[DJH]

You'll need a "big bookey wookey" I reckon Penners. :wink:

Don't you come the Russell Brand with me, or your punishment will be to wear his hairstyle for a month. :evil:

Dear Santa, please bring me some hair anyway. Any fashion or style will do then Mrs DJH will have something to run her fingers through. :roll: :lol: :lol:

Can you please bring me some more Whatsits as I'm running out and can you please bring me Katy Perry and Geri Halliwell and Kelly Brook and anyone else I've forgotten but NOT in any shape or form Posh Spice.

PS You can bring them before Christmas if you like...

 

[DJH]

Dear Santa please can you make my Sooty Wooty Woos better please and please stop Penners and Moo from being so nasty to puddy wuddy catties... :lol:



PS I've got until the 1st of January??

PPS and thank you for the sock putter on thingy you're bringing me even though I haven't got a postcode.

Doug

 

[LadyArowana]

I hope Sooty Wooty Woos ( a cat ) gets better in time for Christmas and a little bit of turkey. Take no notice of Mr P and Moo, news from "another place" is that there will soon be another lovely kitty joining the PPUK family.

 

[Flyfisher]

Can you please bring me some more Whatsits as I'm running out and can you please bring me Katy Perry and Geri Halliwell and Kelly Brook and anyone else I've forgotten but NOT in any shape or form Posh Spice.

Does Posh Spice actually qualify as a shape?

 

[tobydog]

Doug - so long as "and anyone else I've forgotten" doesn't include Kirsty Allsop you'll be alright. If it does then FamilyWiggs will not be a happy chappy. She's been on his wish list for years .

 

[Moo]

I wasn't aware of being nasty to cats (or kittens). The infantile language used by their owners is an entirely different matter, though!

 

[Penners]

You tell 'em Moo!