Cream Paint

[JoceAndChris]

:lol:

You can't do that, she'll hide the Kitkats and withhold the cake!

 

[Feltwell]

Wasn't Jomalone a terrible 80's film starring Macaulay Culkin?

 

[Penners]

:lol:

You can't do that, she'll hide the Kitkats and withhold the cake!

You miss the point: the bandsaw is for cutting her cake. A knife certainly won't touch it.

 

[steveb]

I didn't reaslise that Jonah Lomu did a range of perfumes and scents. I guess that's what you class as "different"

 

[JoceAndChris]

:lol:

You can't do that, she'll hide the Kitkats and withhold the cake!

You miss the point: the bandsaw is for cutting her cake. A knife certainly won't touch it.

I hope, for your sake, that never gets reported back. I fear you might become one of the ingredients!

(and for anyone who hasn't tasted Mrs P's cooking, it is simply divine)

 

[jocelyn plummer]

I am pleased to say that all the splodges have disappeared, what does that say about distemper---- it copes! As to Penners not knowing about Jo Malone, well dear me--- of course the lovely Mrs P could always buy him an appropriate fragrance :wink:

 

[Zebra]

sincerely hope this isn't anyone we know or one of her relatives. I can't see a grieving Henry, so there is hope.

Thank you for your concern Lady A. In fact, I came in very late Saturday night after a party, and might have presented a figure a bit like that on the living room floor.

 

[angrybird]

:lol:

You can't do that, she'll hide the Kitkats and withhold the cake!

You miss the point: the bandsaw is for cutting her cake. A knife certainly won't touch it.

Oh dear I think Mr P is having chops and cold shoulder for dinner tonight :lol:

 

[Penners]

Dinner?? That's a proper meal isn't it?

I get a couple of slices of toast that I have to make myself.

But don't worry about me... I'll be OK... honestly....

 

[Moo]

An announcement for the benefit of newcomers:

Mrs P is not merely a superb cook. She is also beautiful and intelligent, and possessed of the patience of a saint.

 

[JoceAndChris]

:lol: Agreed.

 

[Penners]

Well, I dunno - I devote years of selfless duty to this forum, never complaining about my downtrodden and undernourished domestic circumstances. But do I get one iota of moral support?

 

[Moo]

Ah, diddums!

(xxx)

 

[Gareth Hughes]

Well, I dunno - I devote years of selfless duty to this forum, never complaining about my downtrodden and undernourished domestic circumstances. But do I get one iota of moral support?

Moral support - This sort of thing?

 

[Penners]

You see... this is what an innocent soul I am. I'm not sure whether that's being worn as a punishment, a medical aid or just for fun. :?

However, judging by his jaunty wave and the fact that he's decided to keep his hat on, I suspect the latter.

 

[jocelyn plummer]

Can't keep up with this thread :roll:

 

[agbagb]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Jocelyn

 

[LadyArowana]

Can't keep up with this thread :roll:

Which is probably a blessing. I am getting a tad worried about our Mr Hughes, first the scary Funny Haddock cake making link and now sketches of strange devices. Anyone got some nice mill pictures to calm him down? Or maybe our new member with that beautiful stone property could provide some photographic distraction. :lol:

 

[jocelyn plummer]

Good thinking Lady Arowana!

 

[Penners]

Can't keep up with this thread

Perhaps the chap in Gareth's picture couldn't keep up, either.