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Penners said:
Certainly not in public - that would be reserved solely for my Panama hat. :wink:
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Certainly not in public - that would be reserved solely for my Panama hat. :wink:
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How could I have imagined anything else of you, FF? 
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DJH said:Bag of spanners me Penners, imperial of course, and along with my white stockings (something to do with clots I think!) a sight to behold. An Englishman abroad...
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I thought you looked rather good, although it must be uncomfortable keeping the spanners in the knickers like that.
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I must say I do quite often whip the linen jackets off Chris as he's getting dressed in the morning and give them a press. What a wonderful wife I am.
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If so then I think you are.JoceAndChris said:
I've been trying to get my wife to do the ironing outside in this weather because it makes the house all hot and steamy.
I even offered to sit outside with her.
What more can a man do?
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What about his trousers?JoceAndChris said:
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You could offer her the occasional encouraging word of advice about the ironing. Just pop your head up above the newspaper and utter something like, "Oooh - I wouldn't iron it like that, if I were you."Lime said:
I'm sure she'll be touchingly grateful.
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I've done that Penners. She was so pleased with the suggstion she hasn't spoken about it since so she must have taken it on board... :lol:
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Ouch...
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Ouch...
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His Lordship taught me to iron dress shirts, before we were married! He still can't fold them properly though.
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Well of course he can't. Why else would he have got married?LadyArowana said:
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Penners said:
Because I wasn't going to give up a good job and move to Tokyo as just a "girlfriend" actually!
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Oh, for goodness' sake - where was your spirit of adventure?! Mrs P moved from Felixstowe to Ipswich when we were courting, to be closer to me, with no guarantee of marriage.
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He wasn't trying to avoid you then Lady A by moving to Tokyo...
I was such a catch I reckon I could have moved anywere... maybe I should have. :lol:
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I was such a catch I reckon I could have moved anywere... maybe I should have. :lol:
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DJH said:He wasn't trying to avoid you then Lady A by moving to Tokyo...
I was such a catch I reckon I could have moved anywere... maybe I should have. :lol:
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No the restraining order and the stalking allegations were all just a silly misunderstanding!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: