Want to say thank you

[Flyfisher]

Indeed. Perspective is everything.

 

[DJH]

Mrs DJH says........hair straighteners, eyelashes ( false that is) magic pants (?)... that it. I'm out of my depth now

 

[Zebra]

Magic pants? What do they do?! Time travel? Invisibility? I want some!

 

[DJH]

I don't know. Perhaps they're like lime. Hold it all in and breathable...

 

[LadyArowana]

Magic pants? What do they do?! Time travel? Invisibility? I want some!

In my experience there are two sorts of magic pants, the teeny weeny black lace ones, preferably from somewhere incomprehensibly expensive like Agent Provocateur or La Perla, and the shaping kind of granny pants originally popularized by Spanx. Which sort you regard as "magic" seems to depend on whether you are a boy or a girl :lol:

For a modest but shapely zebra these would probably be classed as magic, dangerous carnivores will mistake you for a leopard and leave well alone.

http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/314874

 

[DJH]

190 quid...for magic pants? :roll:

 

[LadyArowana]

190 quid...for magic pants? :roll:

A wise girl buys her own investment grade pants, but not her own diamonds :wink:

 

[Zebra]

No hole for one's tail though....

 

[Feltwell]

[Yorkshire accent on]Ehhh lass, for that much brass you'd have thought you'd get more fabric than that [Yorkshire accent off]

 

[LadyArowana]

No hole for one's tail though....

I wasn't going to post a picture of *those* sort of pants :lol:

 

[Flyfisher]