Well, Nigel, it depends on the rest of the decor.
When you come to see us in Naarch you will notice that there isn't a curtain in the place, the principal reason being that I wouldn't be satisfied with anything less than sumptuous. Among the others are: it would cost a fortune; I just can't face the investment of so much time and effort; and trying to work out how to fit the curtain rails into some of the awkward spaces we've inherited makes my brain cell hurt.
When you come to see us in Naarch you will notice that there isn't a curtain in the place, the principal reason being that I wouldn't be satisfied with anything less than sumptuous. Among the others are: it would cost a fortune; I just can't face the investment of so much time and effort; and trying to work out how to fit the curtain rails into some of the awkward spaces we've inherited makes my brain cell hurt.