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We all love you too much Joce. Have you considered filling the well with decopierre? I know someone who could supply enough to meet all our demands...
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I'm not sure that Decopierre was quite the look I had in mind Mr Hughes, however, if you suggest it, I had better reconsider. :wink:
I'm not sure that Decopierre was quite the look I had in mind Mr Hughes, however, if you suggest it, I had better reconsider. :wink:
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No, I just thought it might be a way of getting rid of the stuff - two birds with one (awful, artificial) stone. If you could contrive a nasty slip for Bigdoozer as he starts pumping it in, all the better.
Gosh I'm evil...
Gosh I'm evil...
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What a genius plan! There is so much potential here for the perfect "accident" though - and I really don't know that I want big-doozer flavoured water. No, I think the stairs are the best bet, he could be "stone"-cladding the walls on a precarious ladder, and -whoosh - an innocent kitty could just happen to knock the ladder sideways, down he goes, bye-bye big doozer. Or he could be doing the exterior walls and just happen to clash with my chainsawing activities.
Any more unwanteds - send 'em along to me!
What a genius plan! There is so much potential here for the perfect "accident" though - and I really don't know that I want big-doozer flavoured water. No, I think the stairs are the best bet, he could be "stone"-cladding the walls on a precarious ladder, and -whoosh - an innocent kitty could just happen to knock the ladder sideways, down he goes, bye-bye big doozer. Or he could be doing the exterior walls and just happen to clash with my chainsawing activities.
Any more unwanteds - send 'em along to me!
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It's now a little out of season, but
http://gaslight.mtroyal.ca/jamesX10.htm
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:shock: How am I meant to go to sleep now? You know I've got all those ingredients - well, and yews, and rooms not slept in. I was planning on sleeping in a strange room tonight too as Chris won't let me have the electric blanket on number 9. Let's just hope I've not properly angered the undead and will find red inked scary Latin mottoes appearing on the screen as I'm typing these posts!
It's a brilliant story though, and so restrained in the telling. What a genius your M R James was.
It's a brilliant story though, and so restrained in the telling. What a genius your M R James was.
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Well, I have to go to bed (work in the morning, I'd almost forgotten after ten days away)
Sleep well...
Sleep well...
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Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus
Gosh, I swear I didn't write that - it just appeared.
But, poor you, back to work - night night.xx
Gosh, I swear I didn't write that - it just appeared.
But, poor you, back to work - night night.xx
I agree with FW...this is another example of an overbearing nanny-state intruding into every aspect of our lives (you are paying their wages). My advice would be to be cautious about the meeting....I would not offer any comment myself or get drawn into a discussion. These people need to justify their existence and many have become power-crazy. By all means let them inspect, but I would take a vow of silence.
Hrmmph :x
Hrmmph :x
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A lovely post, but do you know how hard it is for me to keep quiet? All I can do is put on a low cut top and pretend to be amazingly stupid about all the plumbing systems - shouldn't be hard!
A lovely post, but do you know how hard it is for me to keep quiet? All I can do is put on a low cut top and pretend to be amazingly stupid about all the plumbing systems - shouldn't be hard!
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I'm going to come up and insepct all of your plumbing 
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Gareth Hughes said:
Hey, you two. Just get a room, would you?JoceAndChris said:
Grumpy? Hmmm... that word has a familiar ring to it. Can't possibly have been me, though... :|FamilyWiggs said:
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Damn! Beat me to it. :lol:skier-hughes said:I'm going to come up and insepct all of your plumbing
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All most welcome to come along and inspect my plumbing anytime you like - as long as you promise to be perfectly complimentary! :wink:
All most welcome to come along and inspect my plumbing anytime you like - as long as you promise to be perfectly complimentary! :wink:
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As opposed to being perfectly complementary to your plumbing I presume? :wink: :wink: :wink:
Did I cross the line there? This forum gets more like Viz every day. Fnar fnar!
Did I cross the line there? This forum gets more like Viz every day. Fnar fnar!
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How did it go, Joce?
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It didn't, bless you. We are inaccessible to anyone who does not have a 4 x 4 and nerves of steel, he did try but couldn't get anywhere near. I suppose he could have walked but maybe that would be going beyond the call of duty? He tells me he'll re-schedule when the weather improves.