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[Gareth Hughes]

Dearest Heston; I love him.

But I really am working my fingers to the bone lately. Just you wait, anyday soon and you will be treated to an exclusive glimpse of my new boudoir - I bet you can hardly contain your excitement! Resplendent in shrimp pink with skylight and tallow accents, twinkling crystal, ruffled silk and polished mahogany, and yet so snug and cottagey with worm eaten boards and warming pans, you really never! It's toothrilling!

I assume Honeywood has arrived, then?

 

[JoceAndChris]

Rather!

 

[Penners]

anyday soon and you will be treated to an exclusive glimpse of my new boudoir - I bet you can hardly contain your excitement! Resplendent in shrimp pink with skylight and tallow accents, twinkling crystal, ruffled silk and polished mahogany, and yet so snug and cottagey with worm eaten boards and warming pans, you really never! It's toothrilling!

The fragments of that explanation that I actually understood lead me suspect that you're a right girlie, aren't you?