Period Christmas erections?

[robgil]

I've had mine erect for just under a week now, hope you all got nice Christmas erections this year.

 

[middi]

WEll done Rob. Is your wife pleased ? :wink:

Merry Xmas

Middi

 

[Penners]

Just thought I'd rename the thread a little more appropriately. :wink:

 

[robgil]

I will show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[middi]

Just thought I'd rename the thread a little more appropriately. :wink:

Look here ,Mr P, you have to allow for the fact that poor old Rob has had a few and in the process has omitted the word TREE. So have I, ( had a few), but probably not as much as him). As to you, dear eloquent mr P, what excuse do you have for joining into the PERIOD skirmish in the playground :wink:

And a Merry Xmas to you to ( and to Mrs P + any other P,s you care to pass it on to)

Middi

 

[middi]

I will show you mine if you show me yours.

Mine is extremely versatile and PERMANENTLY rigid , quite old and still working perfectly well. A complete satisfaction as far as my wife is concerned. My I also add that her sister also remarked at the pristine firmness of it, taking into consideration it's age.

( I obtained it from a well known store chain quite a number of years ago, made from the best plastic :wink: )

Middi

 

[Feltwell]

So smutty, you're lowering the tone terribly here chaps :wink:

On a more innocent note - Don't forget you can track Father Christmas online in these days of high technology (even if it is an American site so they call him Santa).

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/

Who would have thought you could get telematics for a sleigh!

 

[Zebra]

As far as Christmas decorations go, I find bare laths excellent for hanging cards from...
I have no erection, but I have a fantastic festive area which I or others can enjoy!

 

[MdB]

No erection here either. We couldn't find it...

 

[FamilyWiggs]

My erection was almost too big to get through the door, and Mrs FW is somewhat surprised I decided to put it on display at the bottom of the stairs this year.

I think it is nice that it is the first thing visitors see when they come in the front door - something that tall and bushy at the base is certainly something to be proud of. It's got two enormous baubles hanging from the bottom too.

 

[Penners]

Boys, boys... is this how you behave at home?

Any more of it and I shall be forced to report you to your parents.

 

[robgil]

My erection is still going strong and holding it's balls up quite nicely. :lol:

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Mine has a beautiful angel on top.

OK OK I'll stop now...

 

[Keithj]

I think you should! :roll:

 

[middi]

I think you should! :roll:

Absolutely right. It is about time to. This is now becoming embarassing. ( I have no problem, mine has already come down :wink: )

Happy new year to all.

Middi

 

[robgil]

Well my erection drooped and my balls dropped, Ms Robgil helped tuck the balls away and grabbed the once majestic droopy erection with both hands and man(woman)handled the withered embarrassment out into the garden. A tearful moment , sad to see it go but it cant stay erect all year long, I mean what would the neighbours think of a year long erection?

 

[jocelyn plummer]

They might just be jealous

 

[LadyArowana]

It's that time of year again folks! The one we had last year was getting a little puny, so I traded up, there were just too many elephants to fit.

 

[JoceAndChris]

Ooh, that's very sparkly and pretty! Love the little elephants too.

We might be having Austerity Christmas this year, what with the City being a bloodbath and heads rolling like ninepins ( this is what Chris is saying but I know he'll give in and buy a tree anyway, economic meltdown or not :lol: )

 

[angrybird]

Well my erection drooped and my balls dropped, Ms Robgil helped tuck the balls away and grabbed the once majestic droopy erection with both hands and man(woman)handled the withered embarrassment out into the garden. A tearful moment , sad to see it go but it cant stay erect all year long, I mean what would the neighbours think of a year long erection?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
My house is too chaotic and dusty, so this year im just going to titivate my neatly trimmed bush