Oh dear tea break dilema

[jocelyn plummer]

I have switched to CUSTARD CREAMS :roll:

 

[Penners]

Traitor!

 

[worms]

I have switched to CUSTARD CREAMS :roll:

:shock: At a pinch, in the most dire of emergencies, I confess to taking the odd Bourbon...but Custard Creams! That is simply beyond the pail!

 

[Penners]

My view entirely.

The bourbon scrapes into acceptability on account of its (miserly) chocolate content, but the custard cream is quite without redemption.

 

[skier-hughes]

The Custard Cream is my all time favourite!!!!!!!

 

[jocelyn plummer]

We obviously have good taste Skier!!

 

[Penners]

Having the same taste is not the same as having good taste.

 

[skier-hughes]

This doesn't look good for the custard cream
http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/revealed-the-most-dangerous-biscuit-in-britain-1036095

 

[Penners]

Around 500 people a year need hospital treatment because of biscuit injuries.

The study by Mindlab* found 29 per cent of adults had been splashed or scalded by hot drinks while dunking or trying to fish the remnants from hot tea.

They also found 28 per cent had choked on crumbs and 10 per cent had broken a tooth or filling biting a biccy.

The biscuit is clearly going to be the next target of the Health & Safety Executive. I dare say there will be an edict from Brussels soon, consigning it to the HSE graveyard, along with creosote and tall ladders.

I shall try to convince them that a thick chocolate coating is what's needed, to render a biscuit safe.

:twisted:



* Do you ever get the feeling that some of these statistical survey companies have too much time on their hands?

 

[Onetap]

Whatever shall we do............ all that lost time eating extra fingers!!!!!

Are they from Norfolk?

 

[DJH]

Fig rolls... yum yum.

Doug

 

[skier-hughes]

Oh no, another disaster............

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/397579/Why-the-food-police-want-to-shrink-your-custard-creams

 

[LadyArowana]

Oh no, another disaster............

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/397579/Why-the-food-police-want-to-shrink-your-custard-creams

Oh yes that's definately going to work isn't it because people won't be tempted to eat more smaller biscuits will they? I hope we get to see pictures of the politicos that think of these mad ideas. I bet they are all sleek, svelte, toned bods who regularly bench press about 100kg and bear no resemblance to saggy baggy sorts that spend too much time propping up the bar in their local hostelry.

 

[Penners]

I hope we get to see pictures of the politicos... I bet they are all sleek, svelte, toned bods who regularly bench press about 100kg

I've never been called a politico before.