No Sloes.

[Penners]

That's easy for you to say.

Not after a few glasses of Cote de Rhone, Cote Provencal, Cote de Bourgogne... etc, etc, and so forth.

 

[robgil]

Thats a wee bit more than a few Penners, I dont think very much would follow all that lot.
Except perhaps a vague craving for a kebab and a ciggie.

 

[Penners]

a vague craving for a kebab and a ciggie.

Speak for yourself, Rob. My last ciggie was forty years ago, and I've never tasted a kebab in my life (nor have I any desire to do so!).

 

[robgil]

No, Really? Kebabs are brilliant Penners, you have to try one. (but you have to be very drunk first).

 

[Penners]

Drunk? This isn't a word with which I am familiar.

 

[Moo]

Of course you aren't, Penners. Not in that context, at least. To properly brought up people 'drunk' is the past tense of the verb 'to drink'.
I think that what Robgil actually meant was 'inebriated'.

 

[Penners]

Ford Prefect: It feels awful - almost like being drunk.

Arthur Dent: There's nothing awful about being drunk.

Ford Prefect: Oh, yes there is. You ask a glass of water.