"Middle-class idiots"

[Penners]

Its amazing what controlled lighting and air brushing can do for ones complexion.

I know that only too well. Believe it or not, I looked quite rough before this portrait was airbrushed and cleaned up:

 

[robgil]

I know what you mean , this is me and the brother , we had to have it in black and white to try and tone our good looks down a bit.

 

[Flyfisher]

If that was a painting it could be worth a fortune: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12426999

 

[Nigel Watts]

If you fantasise about powerful charismatic middle aged women how about this:

It certainly made the hairs stand up on the the back of my neck when I saw it.

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Nurse, Nurse. I'm having palpitations again.

They've only gone and posted Kirsty and Meryl Streep as Maggie all in the same thread!

 

[Feltwell]

Maggie does it for you?????? :shock:

Blimey. Still, there's no accounting for what floats someone's boat I suppose. She must have lured poor old Dennis in somehow!

 

[Penners]

If that was a painting it could be worth a fortune:

All things are possible...

 

[Flyfisher]

Penners, you should rush down to Sotheby's with that masterpiece, you'll make a fortune - if you can also forge signatures :wink:

She must have lured poor old Dennis in somehow!

Didn't Dennis used to drink fairly heavily?

 

[Moo]

The gremlins seem to have censored that portrait of Penners.

 

[robgil]

Maggie only slept for 4 hours every night , poor Dennis!
Unless Dennis is a bit of a dark horse , a mix of amphetamine and viagra , a gimp suite , a whip , Barry White on the record player and he could keep Maggie entertained all night long! :lol:

 

[Feltwell]

Didn't Dennis used to drink fairly heavily?

I think it's a tribute to the fortitude of old Dennis that he only drank fairly heavily. :wink:

 

[Gareth Hughes]

He was a leading light of the Band of Hope before 13th December 1951 though...

 

[Feltwell]

He was a leading light of the Band of Hope before 13th December 1951 though...

Good Lord - that would mean he married her when he was sober! Would they not accept his plea of temporary insanity at the divorce hearing then?