Kitchen porn

[JoceAndChris]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Penners]

Surely those special aluminium cup holders have been attached wrongly - in horizontal flight the drinks will just pour out.

It therefore seems perfectly obvious to me that the gentleman concerned intends to consume his in-flight beverages whilst in vertical take-off mode.

Do keep up, FW. :roll:

 

[Gareth Hughes]

It's only agony today. But don't tell the others - I'd hate everyone to know.

We all admire your fortitude in the face of such adversity. I was only saying to Joce recently that your stoicism was amazing, to be in constant pain and never once complain. Of course we don't discuss it with the others as you wouldn't want people continually asking about it.

"Stoic" describes him so well, and in so many ways too :lol:

 

[jocelyn plummer]

It's time to be spoiled Penners, you have been looking after everyone else for a good few months now. J says port and brandy could be a good remedy :wink:

 

[philpjuk100]

[s have been attached wrongly - in horizoroll:[/quote]
Well thats one way round the Ryanair £5.00 baggage surcharge!

 

[Penners]

It's time to be spoiled Penners, you have been looking after everyone else for a good few months now.

Months?

Months??

I've been sacrificing myself selflessly to the needs of others for over half a century.

You are of course entirely correct that it's my turn to be spoiled, but I long ago realised that it's just not going to happen. So I soldier on uncomplainingly, modestly and with no thought for myself.

Then of course there's my back. Have I mentioned my back?

 

[robgil]

your back? have you been away? you didnt go to hull by any change did you?

 

[LadyArowana]

I've been sacrificing myself selflessly to the needs of others for over half a century.

You are of course entirely correct that it's my turn to be spoiled, but I long ago realised that it's just not going to happen. So I soldier on uncomplainingly, modestly and with no thought for myself.

I bet you get precious little thanks either, people probably don't even remember to ask about your bad back. Not that one wants to dwell on things, but it would be nice to feel that people care wouldn't it.

 

[JoceAndChris]

At least Mr P can bask in the comforting fact that he is loved by a great many people wh've never even met him though.

 

[Penners]

Mr P can bask in the comforting fact that he is loved by a great many people wh've never even met him though.

Hmmmm - there's a message there.....

 

[FamilyWiggs]

:lol:

Penners - you're close to being a National Institution. I think you should be honoured; just like our local lollipop lady.

 

[Penners]

What a coincidence! Mrs P frequently speaks of me in terms that refer to an institution. As I recall, it's something about her plans for where I should live....