JonP
Member
- Messages
- 26
- Location
- Shepton Mallet, Somerset
Succinctly put Penners.
Even when you are being mildy abusive to me, you make me laugh.
Even when you are being mildy abusive to me, you make me laugh.
I'm mortified that you should think that.JonP said:you are being mildy abusive to me
I shall ensure that any intention to be abusive is clearly prefaced: "Abuse alert..."
Then you can decide whether or not to read on.
Penners said:Some men have all the luck.Lime said:my sister and spouse ...woke up as a very cold man and a very hot woman.
Perhaps I should just emphasise that I was in no way implying that use of an electric blanket with the controls reversed will cause a multiple sex change.
JonP said:Trouble is, everyone's gone soft, these days. When I were a lad, we didn't have namby-pamby central heating, or yer poncy electric blankets. We put an extra blanket on the bed and got dressed before we got up. And we could write our names in the ice on the inside of the window.
Eee Penners. You had it easy!
We had to get up half an hour before we went to bed, eat a cup of cold gravel, go to work at mill and pay miller for privilege of working.
well, definitely not better out than in. Keep lightin 'em!MdB said:Fancy living in a caravan?
Nemesis said:Will you do that for me too Penners? Just in case I thought you were joking and in reality were being TOTALLY VILE?
I shall make it a universal rule. Just don't expect to see the warning very often (except under this roof, between consenting adults).Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition.
Nemesis said:it might be damp you know. What's the pointing like?