Have these bricks been cut into slips?

[robgil]

Ha Ha ,reminds me , if you look on you tube for ''dirty countdown'' you might have a laugh , its too dirty to post a link im afraid.

 

[Penners]

I didn't understand it.

Ahem....

 

[Fred Drift]

Talking of old Landrovers.... I quite fancy a trip through Africa in an old long-wheelbase Series II with a safari roof.

Anyone ever done it or something similar?

FD.

 

[Penners]

Talking of old Landrovers.... I quite fancy a trip through Africa in an old long-wheelbase Series II with a safari roof.

Anyone ever done it or something similar?

No, but I once made my grandsons a garden swing.

 

[Feltwell]

Talking of old Landrovers.... I quite fancy a trip through Africa in an old long-wheelbase Series II with a safari roof.

Anyone ever done it or something similar?

FD.

Tell us more Mr Drift. Do you want an early Series II with the headlights in the grille, or a later one with them mounted on the wings?

Anorak points go to anyone else who knows what a "safari roof" is (I confess - I do). I feel Mr Drift may have given a bit of a clue as to his alter ego there... :wink:

 

[Penners]

Sorry, Feltwell, but you're ruining Mr Drift's modus vivendi and raison d'etre (mixed metaphors in two languages - I am proud).

No responding post must ever follow the theme of his - otherwise, where's the drift?

 

[Feltwell]

I do apologise Mr P. Apparently it's impossible to lick your own elbow.

Is that better?

 

[Penners]

Apparently it's impossible to lick your own elbow.

Always clean your garden spade with scrunched-up aluminium foil.


This stuff is solid gold.

 

[Feltwell]

Mastotermes darwiniensis is thought to be the descendant of the wood roach. It exhibits more roach-like traits than any other termite.

 

[robgil]

It would take two football fields full of crocuses to produce one kilo of saffron.