Electrical cable nightmare

[skier-hughes]

Thought you'd tripped up on that one!

 

[Matt Green]

I don't have the capacitance for many more of these jokes.

 

[Keithj]

You lot make me want to coil up and dielectric.

 

[Flyfisher]

Try meditation instead: Ohmmmmmmmmmmm

(Don't worry, the jokes will have run out by Faraday.)

 

[Penners]

Probably still had his mind on Gloria. He really can't resistor you know.

You're right, but I am trying to transformer.

 

[tobydog]

I'm impressed. This is a substational list of jokes! :idea:

 

[skier-hughes]

it's certainly alive and down to earth! but with most members taking a neutral stance.

 

[Penners]

tobydog - that's the most obscure one yet! Go to the top of the class.

 

[Keithj]

It was a quiet night in old PPUK and the duty crew was getting bored...

Then an amp came in to tell them that Hopalong Capacity had filtered into the nearby premises and taken some joules, with which he hoped to induce his coil friend to take a charge from him. She showed great reluctance, crying "Ohm! Volt are you thinking? I reFuse absolutely to couple with you."

Sorry, it's a warm afternoon.

 

[Penners]

One word keeps coming back to me...

Tortured.

 

[Feltwell]

Hmmm.

Spark out, I think. :wink:

 

[Penners]

I refuse to continue this.