does anyone know of a company that can reglaze a sink?

[Moo]

I was just going to suggest that a tune should be agreed on, and that it is likely that Joce actually had one in mind when she composed her plangent poem (which scans so very neatly).
It would, of course, have to be one that we all can hum** which (speaking for myself personally at this moment in time) isn't the case with Yamin's suggestion. I sort of recognise that marvellous rumty-tumty rhythm, but can't for the life of me think of the tune. Perhaps she could provide us with a link to the sheet music?

And one thing it must have, of course, is A Chorus.




** Something really stirring, perhaps - like "Land of Hope and Glory" or "Jerusalem" ?
Or a bit less reverent by G & S?

** and (nb Mr Hughes) Not Rude

 

[Gareth Hughes]

I am the very model of a modern conservationist
I contribute to forums where my trenchant views are bood and hissed
Identifying witch marks by means apotropaiical
And musing if my ministry will have any effect at all

On those whose love of polished pine and concrete tiles will not be missed
Whose hideous "improvements" are rightly ones that should be dissed
And now Moo'll castigate me for needing rhymes to go with "issed"
But I'll not care as I'm a very modern conservationist.


As some day it may happen that a mortgage must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of renovation errors from the ridge tiles to the ground
And which never should be missed, they never should be missed

 

[Nigel Watts]

BRAVO!

 

[JoceAndChris]

Crikey! A *** Hughes!

But is that a little sinister note of blackmail in the last verse?!! :shock: :lol:

 

[Moo]

Crikey indeed!
To do something like that in only an hour!
The man's a genius.

 

[Gareth Hughes]

Crikey indeed!
To do something like that in only an hour!
The man's a genius.

I wonder how you'd react if you knew it only took 15 minutes, actually...
(though I'll charge for an hour, if you like)

 

[Gareth Hughes]

Crikey! A *** Hughes!

But is that a little sinister note of blackmail in the last verse?!! :shock: :lol:

My object all sublime
I'll write of when I've time
The secret is the use of lime
It is the use of lime

(and that Sullivan is very easy to set things to. See Tom Lehrer's "Elements Song" for the true masterpiece.)

 

[Moo]

it only took 15 minutes, actually...
(though I'll charge for an hour, if you like)

For goodness sake, Gareth, we knew already that we're totally outclassed. There's no need to rub it in.


ps
That chorus is a real winner!