ceiling insulation headache

[Feltwell]

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

Not only was I eating some 2 finger Kit Kats on Friday, they were a new "cookies & cream" version rather than the true, pure original version.

It gets worse. They were quite nice as well.

My defence is weak and shallow - the aforementioned Kit Kats were free, placed in front of me as a temptation by the evil sales rep of Nestle.

 

[Penners]

My disappointment in you defies description, Feltwell. To compound the consumption of two-fingered Kit-Kats by trying a new flavour is, I'm afraid, way beyond forgiveness.

One small detail - it seems you failed to clarify where these free Cookies & Cream Kit-Kats are available. I need to know, in order to ensure that I give the area a very wide berth.

 

[Feltwell]

You're safe Penners, they were offered as a temptation to get us to peddle their evil wares in our shops.

I'm rapidly discovering that working in grocery retail is decidedly bad for the waistline - a near constant stream of product samples arrives at the office!