Who said old wells don't have a use?

[Feltwell]

Do you think the Police said "Well well well, what have we here then?" when they turned up?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-12873940

 

[Gareth Hughes]

He complained of back injuries, but the extent of his injuries is not yet known.

I hope Penners has an alibi...

 

[Moo]

I rather think he has, but I've been sworn to secrecy.

 

[Gareth Hughes]

You mean I haven't been invited to another PPUKeathon? Never mind, you didn't get invited to St Benedicts last weekend either :twisted:

 

[Moo]

Eh?????
(Grrrrrr)

 

[robgil]

I wonder will he sue the owner of the well.

 

[Penners]

He complained of back injuries, but the extent of his injuries is not yet known.

I hope Penners has an alibi...

I certainly 'ave. I weren't nowhere near the place, hofficer. I were dahn the pub wiv me mates, Lenny the Dip, Crusher Martin, Dodgy Rog and Blaster Jez.