Unwanted Christmas presents

[Zebra]

What do you do with Noix de Coco Exfoliant Corporel Scrub? Is it for stripping beams, do you think? And this, Intensive Hydrating Lotion with Aloe Vera and Papaya. Is it something you use for treating timber? Or leather perhaps?

 

[Feltwell]

What do you do with Noix de Coco Exfoliant Corporel Scrub?

You find a corporal suffering from excessively thick skin I guess. Pop down to Aldershot and insult a few, see which ones don't notice?

 

[LadyArowana]

Decant into empty swarfega tubs?

PS, hope you got some goodies you did want!

 

[Penners]

What do you do with Noix de Coco Exfoliant Corporel Scrub? Is it for stripping beams, do you think?

Good heavens, no! It's clearly for cleaning up extremely grubby non-commissioned officers.

Damn you, Feltwell, for getting to that joke first!