Johneds
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The director of a friendly building contracting firm asked me if I would have a word with one of the young lads who works for him about a house he is buying with his girlfriend and nearly three grands worth of damp proofing work they are having done. (mid terrace bog-standard Vic house)
What does this damp look like I ask? 'Doesn't look like anything' he says.
Well, does it smell damp, I ask? 'not really, just smells normal'.
Where is the damp, I ask? 'All along the party wall and the back wall and the bay window'.
So, if you can't see it, and it doesn't smell damp, how do you know it's damp? 'The surveyor said so'.
Which surveyor? 'From the damp proofing company', he says.
Hang on a minute, what made you get a damp proofing company in? 'Because the building society surveyor [in other words, the valuer] put it in his report and the building society insisted on it'.
To cut a long story short, I went around and had a look today and there is absolutely no sign of any kind of dampness whatsoever, anywhere in the house. Perfectly good lime plaster, original skirtings and bone dry.
Now, the upside for this young lad is that he negotiated £2500 off the price of the house and the building society didn't hold any kind of retention so he can now afford to do a bit of decorating and fit a decent kitchen before Christmas. But what a waste of time and money and hassle all because the valuer ticks a box which does nothing more than cover his ar*e.
There should be a law?
What does this damp look like I ask? 'Doesn't look like anything' he says.
Well, does it smell damp, I ask? 'not really, just smells normal'.
Where is the damp, I ask? 'All along the party wall and the back wall and the bay window'.
So, if you can't see it, and it doesn't smell damp, how do you know it's damp? 'The surveyor said so'.
Which surveyor? 'From the damp proofing company', he says.
Hang on a minute, what made you get a damp proofing company in? 'Because the building society surveyor [in other words, the valuer] put it in his report and the building society insisted on it'.
To cut a long story short, I went around and had a look today and there is absolutely no sign of any kind of dampness whatsoever, anywhere in the house. Perfectly good lime plaster, original skirtings and bone dry.
Now, the upside for this young lad is that he negotiated £2500 off the price of the house and the building society didn't hold any kind of retention so he can now afford to do a bit of decorating and fit a decent kitchen before Christmas. But what a waste of time and money and hassle all because the valuer ticks a box which does nothing more than cover his ar*e.
There should be a law?