Part L (the musical)

[biffvernon]

http://www.dhc-ltd.co.uk/PartL.html

Now sing along !

Are you for real man?
Is this just fantasy?
Part L too Complex
There’s No chance of reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and pray

I'm just a Roof boy
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy pay
Work up high , -- work long days
Any thing the regs say
Doesn't really matter to me, to me

Part L just confused a man
Put an SBEM in his head
Entered data, now it’s read
No clue, what it means to me
But now I've gone and ignored it any way
part L , ~ O ~ O ~ O
Is it mean’t to make me cry
If it’s not clear to you this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, ‘cos no one understands it

Too late, the time has come
Part L revised again
Brain is aching all the time
Goodbye, all common sense
Gonna leave us all behind and face the mess
Part L , ~ O ~ O ~ O
I can not do Part L
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

[musical Solo]

I see a little Architect of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will he use the F factors
SBEM and SAP Calc, very, very frightening me
(Load of Rubbish ) Load of Rubbish (Load of Rubbish) Load of Rubbish, Load of Rubbish figure it
I'm just a roof boy nobody loves me
He's just a roof boy from Plain family
Spare him his mind from this monstrosity


Easy done? , I say no , will you let it go?
Part L ! No, we will not let it go
Let it go
Part L ! We will not let it go
Let it go
part L ! We will not let it go
Let it go (Will not let it go)
Let it go (Will not let it go)
Let it go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh help me, help me please) Part L , let it go
Building Control has the evil put aside for me, for me, for me!

[Musical solo]

So you think you can confuse me with carbon in the sky
So you think you can control me and leave me to cry
Oh, Part L , can't do this to me, no way
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

[Musical Solo]


Nothing really matters
Any fool can boast
Carbon doesn’t matter
Part L’s far too complex --- for most



Thank you, please pass the link on

 

[ilona73]

hahahaha
you are almost certifiable hahaha
Best laugh i have had since my vacuum cleaner blew up yesterday and i got covered in muck! :lol: :lol:

 

[JoceAndChris]

:lol: Absolutely brilliant - love it!

 

[Penners]

Very clever! Some sparkie had too much time on his hands, didn't he?

I must confess, however, that I mourn the loss of the word "fandango".

 

[AMc]

Very clever! Some sparkie had too much time on his hands, didn't he?

That would be a pion to part P - L is thermal insulation so you'd be looking at an SAP assessor with too much time on their hands - or perhaps an architect.
Personally I think there is a DER TER reference at least missing.

 

[Penners]

Well done, Jones. I wondered who would spot my deliberate error.