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[Anonymous]

Is it true folks!

Is 'GSI' the new 'DIY' as reported by B & Q and the Womens Own Weekly?

Grimmers
(have hammer will travel)

 

[Anonymous]

Gaelic Society of Inverness?
Gun Shot Injury?
Geological Survey of India?
Government Secure Intranet?
Grid Security Infrastructure?
George Stephenson Ironworks
Dyslexia Institute of Leicestershire?

...or something else entirely?

 

[Anonymous]

Get Someone In, apparently.

 

[Anonymous]

Pleb!

DIY is evidently changing to GSI (see below) because people are becoming somewhat disillusioned when their houses fall down, or because their handiwork is not turning out quite as good as it should do.

Get - Someone - In (to do it for you) was featured on a BBC big kids true news article this morning, as confirmed by celebritity Linda Barker of ' I'm in the jungle so keep me in here' fame and several DIY programmes, one of which I think is called 'this is how big girls blouses do it'.

I believe it was mentioned that there will probably be lots of work for migrant building workers and illegal immigrants coming up.

Grimmers
(worldly wise and with it)

 

[Anonymous]

When you referred to Linda Barker as "celebritity" was that a typing error, or just part of your chest fixation?

 

[Anonymous]

I am also an Arse'nal supporter.

Grimmers

 

[Anonymous]

By which you presumably mean that you've bought Brunhilde a new girdle.

 

[Anonymous]

Have you seen those slings that they use to load horses and freight onto ships . . .

Grimmers

 

[Anonymous]

Since you've brought it up, I've always wondered whether, to be gramatically correct, the term should be "big girl's-blouse" or "big-girls' blouse"?

 

[Anonymous]

I depends whether you are looking at a big girl's blouse or several big girls' blouses.

 

[Anonymous]

But is the adjective "big" qualifying the girl or the blouse?

 

[Anonymous]

The 'blouse' in question belongs to someone who is being a big-girl about something - as opposed to the views of others who have a much bigger, much more butch and sensible grown-up attitude towards everything (like me!).

So you cannot say 'big girls's blouses' because that would be like 'talkings out of yours's arses'.

Grimmers

 

[Anonymous]

Well, there you go, I've at least learned something today - even if there is a certain irony in me having a spelling mistake in the word "grammatically" in my earlier post!

Always thought the plural of blouse should be "blice"...

 

[Anonymous]

Two big girls blouses = a pair of tits.

'Blice' is probably how one of the above would pronounce 'blouse' – similarly, when ordering a couple of alcopops at the bar, they might exclaim: ‘thit rind caust tin pines’!

Grimmers