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[Feltwell]

Ooo - scary - you can add a photo to your profile on this new forum.

Just make sure to choose your best one, so you don't end up looking like Father Jack from Father Ted

 

[Cubist]

Hmmmmm... I do hope that you are indeed Mr Feltwell because the photo suggests otherwise..... or is that look just befuddled and bemused by our latest problem page?

 

[Feltwell]

is that look just befuddled and bemused by our latest problem page?

Oy! That's my best pose. Be grateful it wasn't my normal look

 

[Cubist]

Coo, and my friends and family frequently accuse me of being intimidating and scary - never understood why myself, I'm just a cuddly - but then, maybe I should avoid Shrewsbury in the future.

Family and friends also say I should never share photos of yours truly - they claim I don't have a good side.... from any angle!

 

[Feltwell]

I better turn the profile photo off & stop scaring the natives then......

 

[LadyArowana]

Ooo - scary - you can add a photo to your profile on this new forum.

Just make sure to choose your best one, so you don't end up looking like Father Jack from Father Ted

Am I imagining things or was there a very brief appearance of the elusive Feltwell in its natural habitat? I’m sure I saw a profile picture yesterday but it’s gone now.

 

[Drayton]

Gone - but not forgotten...

 

[Feltwell]

Am I imagining things or was there a very brief appearance of the elusive Feltwell in its natural habitat? I’m sure I saw a profile picture yesterday but it’s gone now.

Ah yes, the lesser spotted hairy Feltwell, generally observed in his camouflage of building dust or oil stains. Rumour has it now that his beard has actually become load bearing and holds his face together. He is fuelled primarily by Yorkshire Tea, in vast quantities.

 

[Cubist]

I've been away visiting with my daughter and getting to know my new grand-daughter. While there I was using a Windows laptop to keep abreast of what was going on in here and it was on that device that the visage of Mr Feltwell first appeared. After logging on to our Big Mac on my return home today his passport photo had vanished so I put it down to and issue with our Safari browser.

Now I find he's just playing 'peek-a-boo' - but he did the 'boo' part first.

 

[malcolm]

Aw go on put it back. I like pictures. You looked younger than I imagined (your wisdom must exceed your years).

 

[Feltwell]

Aw go on put it back. I like pictures. You looked younger than I imagined (your wisdom must exceed your years).

Blimey, Malcolm needs to go to Specsavers! Flattery will get you everywhere. It was a bit much as a profile picture (quite disturbing to see so many images of myself on the subject page - I shall choose one of the house) but here you go:-

Blatantly lying side:-



Grim reality side:-



Poor Mrs F, I'm sure the first one would have been better received.......

She persuaded me to get into an old Isetta bubble car at a car show today. I managed it, but it must have made quite an amusing sight, I'm not a small chap!