Letters to the Editor

[Moo]

I suspect that a couple of forum members have been busy sending letters to the editor of the Telegraph; the following come from a slim volume of unpublished letters to said newspaper:


"SIR - I do not know what all the fuss is about Herman Van Rompuy and Baroness Ashton; I have been living in an undemocratic tyrannical society since the day I married my wife."

and

"SIR - Some years ago my husband bought me an orange electric concrete mixer for our wedding anniversary. A friend asked: "Did you not mind?" I said no; until then I had been mixing the concrete by hand."

 

[robgil]

i would never let ms robgil mix concrete by hand.
for a start it would take too long.

 

[Schoolmarm]

I mix ours by hand in a wheelbarrow when we put gateposts in. I don't want cement ruining my lime mortar mixer. :lol:

 

[lordmulberry]

"SIR - I do not know what all the fuss is about Herman Van Rompuy and Baroness Ashton; I have been living in an undemocratic tyrannical society since the day I married my wife."
[/i]

Sounds like Penners to me!!

 

[Penners]

How dare you, sir? :evil:

I would never say anything remotely like that.

"...since I married my wife.." is clearly tautological.