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You want to sit behind Brunhilde on a tandem - when she strains going up-hill there is this blast of warm air.
Mind you, you would have to wear a respirator!
Cycle clips do not keep it in.
Grimmers
Mind you, you would have to wear a respirator!
Cycle clips do not keep it in.
Grimmers
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At least she could jump off, Grimmers,
You want to try closely following your son up a sharp roof valley, balancing two handfull of peg tiles and he decides to drop one.
Frightening experience
You want to try closely following your son up a sharp roof valley, balancing two handfull of peg tiles and he decides to drop one.
Frightening experience
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That is why Father should always go first and remain up-wind (it is called 'experience'!).
Grimmers
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Fatherly love, safety,concern,protection............ I let him go ahead,.............you know?........
As the the b****r showed no respect, I told him to go and s**t himself somewhere else next time.
Amazing how much experience you can pass on, despite being a total jerk yourself.
As the the b****r showed no respect, I told him to go and s**t himself somewhere else next time.
Amazing how much experience you can pass on, despite being a total jerk yourself.
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You ought to have tied him behind you on a long bungee cord, then if he had come off, he could have cleaned the windows while still bouncing.
Grimmers
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Sod off.
He broke two of the three tiles he was holding, when he was standing still.
He broke two of the three tiles he was holding, when he was standing still.
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I suppose he had to have something to strain against!
Grimmers
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Match abandoned !!
Field too muddy !!
(just s**t myself)
one nil ( you win )
Field too muddy !!
(just s**t myself)
one nil ( you win )
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Grimmers, there are times when the depth of your wisdom and experience just leaves me aghast.
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Yes, I do realise just how incredibly gifted I am, as I always say, (sometimes!) - ‘he who doth not uses it, loses it’.
Grimmers
Grimmers
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Grimmerth, you theem to have developed a lithp.
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Yep the thame as that girl who went to the Doctors and the Doctor while examing her said 'Big Breaths now' - she said 'yeth, and I'm only thixteen'.
Old men remember jokes like that.
We do not remember much else though . . !
Grimmers
Old men remember jokes like that.
We do not remember much else though . . !
Grimmers