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They say that time flies when you're enjoying yourself and I have to admit that since acquiring Fircroft it certainly has. The last eight years seem to have flown and, looking back, much of the pleasure the First Lady and I have enjoyed has derived from the restoration and enhancement projects the old place has demanded and deserved. These, when added to the house and gardens in their peacefully bucolic surroundings, repeatedly conspire, seemingly, to make our clocks tick faster. Of course this evokes some mild concern that there is less ahead than there is behind and, short of checking whether the old water well across the road just happens to be the fabled Fountain of Youth, one has little choice but to just get on with it. Nothing to be done about it so there's no point grumbling.
That said, and despite my normally sunny and outgoing disposition, I do get severely irritated and depressed by the harbingers of doom that seem to show up to remind me that all in the world may not be so rosy as I would prefer. One such arrived today.
I speak of course of that thrice damned communique from Satans first lieutenants - the Home Insurance Renewal Notice. Odd isn't it how the sound made by that thing hitting the doormat gets louder every year in direct proportion to the demanded fee rather than the paperwork it includes?
So now I'm damned for the next month to hunt down and capture that most elusive of all prey - a range of credible and mutually competitive (reasonable is not a term understand by most underwriters) quotations that fall within the brackets defined by the eye-watering at one extreme and those where the premium is paid directly to a bank in Lagos at the other.
Now for most people it is a simple matter of jumping onto the inter-web and filling out a few forms with the likes of Go Compare or ConfuseddotCom to help us to at least sort the wheat from the chaff. Sadly my experience of these enterprises has not been positive inasmuch that many of their recommendations seem to come from outfits to the right or left of the brackets I spoke of earlier or from those whose policies contain many more 'Get of Jail Free Cards' than all the Monopoly games sold in the UK - ever.
Why so, you may ask. Consider, Oak Timber Frame with Plaster Infill Panels, Thatched Roof, Wood-burner driven central heating and Listed Building to boot. If you are charitably minded, or maybe of similar affliction, you may sympathise and perhaps be able to help with my quest?
Provided I have not bored the socks off you with the above any suggestions you can contribute to the following challenging conundrums would be very gratefully received.
Insurers/Brokers - Are there any at all you would recommend I contact or conversely avoid like the plague?
Re-Build Costs - Has anyone found a meaningful and reliable calculator, tool or rule of thumb that can produce a sensible Re-build Cost Estimate? So far the ones I have found produce numbers so far apart they look like government projects estimates and actuals.
Dumb Requirements - Thus far all of our insurers have required us to have a suitable(?) hose pipe permanently connected to an exterior tap, presumably so that we can at least damp down the thatch in the event of a fire. However, our water is drawn from a borehole and is distributed via a gravity fed system so output from the hosepipe is unlikely to reach even the first floor windows! Have you got any Dumb Requirements from you insurer to share?
Ah well, where would we all be without the Financial Services Industry - answers on postcard please?
That said, and despite my normally sunny and outgoing disposition, I do get severely irritated and depressed by the harbingers of doom that seem to show up to remind me that all in the world may not be so rosy as I would prefer. One such arrived today.
I speak of course of that thrice damned communique from Satans first lieutenants - the Home Insurance Renewal Notice. Odd isn't it how the sound made by that thing hitting the doormat gets louder every year in direct proportion to the demanded fee rather than the paperwork it includes?
So now I'm damned for the next month to hunt down and capture that most elusive of all prey - a range of credible and mutually competitive (reasonable is not a term understand by most underwriters) quotations that fall within the brackets defined by the eye-watering at one extreme and those where the premium is paid directly to a bank in Lagos at the other.
Now for most people it is a simple matter of jumping onto the inter-web and filling out a few forms with the likes of Go Compare or ConfuseddotCom to help us to at least sort the wheat from the chaff. Sadly my experience of these enterprises has not been positive inasmuch that many of their recommendations seem to come from outfits to the right or left of the brackets I spoke of earlier or from those whose policies contain many more 'Get of Jail Free Cards' than all the Monopoly games sold in the UK - ever.
Why so, you may ask. Consider, Oak Timber Frame with Plaster Infill Panels, Thatched Roof, Wood-burner driven central heating and Listed Building to boot. If you are charitably minded, or maybe of similar affliction, you may sympathise and perhaps be able to help with my quest?
Provided I have not bored the socks off you with the above any suggestions you can contribute to the following challenging conundrums would be very gratefully received.
Insurers/Brokers - Are there any at all you would recommend I contact or conversely avoid like the plague?
Re-Build Costs - Has anyone found a meaningful and reliable calculator, tool or rule of thumb that can produce a sensible Re-build Cost Estimate? So far the ones I have found produce numbers so far apart they look like government projects estimates and actuals.
Dumb Requirements - Thus far all of our insurers have required us to have a suitable(?) hose pipe permanently connected to an exterior tap, presumably so that we can at least damp down the thatch in the event of a fire. However, our water is drawn from a borehole and is distributed via a gravity fed system so output from the hosepipe is unlikely to reach even the first floor windows! Have you got any Dumb Requirements from you insurer to share?
Ah well, where would we all be without the Financial Services Industry - answers on postcard please?