Did I miss much?

[robgil]

Had to take a break from the cottage for a while, so we moved out. :lol:
Now I am attempting to get back in there and continue with the restoration work when my enthusiasm returns.
So ,I havent been using the boards much, did I miss anything?

 

[LadyArowana]

Well, there was the euromillions lottery syndicate bit of luck which means we have all finished our projects. Shame you weren't around for that.... :lol:

Actually, we did miss you, I started a very OT thread about Zebra skins :roll: and we all started wondering where another of our regulars had disappeared to. Hope your little holiday has made you return to the restoration mission with renewed enthusiasm, you were doiing such a nice job of working on it.

 

[worms]

Well absolutely everyone finished all their ongoing projects and we're now all off to the beach, so you've a lot of catching up to do! :wink:

Welcome back!

 

[worms]

Great minds, LadyA...!

 

[LadyArowana]

Great minds, LadyA...!

You were very sneaky not telling him how we all managed that miracle though weren't you?

 

[robgil]

Anybody want to buy a project? The beach sounds like a good idea. :lol:

 

[Feltwell]

You can't buy the beach - Queenie has "first dibs" I think 8)

(at least on the bit between high and low tide marks, or is that a "coastal myth"? Can't really call it an urban one!)

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Well, welcome back Rob.

Hope, depsite your charateristic humourous take, that all is well. Sounds like you've been through a rough patch. Hugs (in a manly, testosterone-filled way of course). 8)

 

[robgil]

It's OK for men to hug FW, it's when they pat eachothers bums , thats the worry right there.
Footballers do it all the time.

 

[Penners]

I can't think of much that you missed, Rob.

Ooh, except that photo that Joce showed us at last. It was truly artistic. Shame it was only available for 24 hours before the moderator removed it.

Oh yes, there was also Lady Arowana's frank revelation about the bottle-and-a-half of vodka and the Australian surfer. Who'd have thought it?

But other than those....

 

[Feltwell]

You missed Lady A posting up a very racy picture of Mrs Penners, to which I'm surprised Mr P has not given a suitably pithy reply.

 

[LadyArowana]

You missed Lady A posting up a very racy picture of Mrs Penners, to which I'm surprised Mr P has not given a suitably pithy reply.

Maybe you were correct about it not being Mrs P after all, I think you mentioned a mole on the thigh missing from the picture and the fact that it was not the right sort of kit kat...... Only Mr P knows for sure, and it seems he's not telling.

 

[Penners]

Mr P has not given a suitably pithy reply.

That's difficult to do when you've had the pith taken out of you.

 

[Feltwell]

That reminds me of a joke about big breaths, but enough of that.

 

[Penners]

Yeth, and I'm only thickthteen.

 

[LadyArowana]

Mr P has not given a suitably pithy reply.

That's difficult to do when you've had the pith taken out of you.

I thought I was quite complimentary about your artistic endeavours and more than a little impressed to see them in the main window of the gallery in Pimlico ...

 

[Penners]

You see, that's a completely ruined Kit-Kat. There's just no excuse... :evil:

 

[LadyArowana]

You see, that's a completely ruined Kit-Kat. There's just no excuse... :evil:

Can we deduce that Feltwell was right and it isn't your work? He thought that since it was a new fangled variety of snack you couldn't have painted it, although we were both intrigued at the thought of Mrs P posing for someone else.

 

[Penners]

Oh gosh! Look at that! I hadn't noticed that there's also a young lady in the picture. She must be chilly, poor soul.

No, definitely not my work. I would never allow such Kit-Kat vandalism, whether in the name of art or not.

 

[robgil]

Glad it wasnt a Kit kat chunky.