Cow f*rts and global warming!

[Nemesis]

Blimey!
Sheep too!

So those of you with smallholdings and even larger holdings...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6040000/newsid_6046900/6046962.stm

(And as for the male of the human species...)

 

[Johneds]

Yes, apparently kangaroos do not fart at all. I gather that some boffins somewhere are trying to cross the bit of the roo that doesn't fart with a cow to see if they can make a fart free version.

Apparently, and amazingly, if this can be achieved it will resolve all global warming issues overnight.

 

[Nemesis]

Can they try it with men?

And will this eliminate the plastic window salespeople too?

 

[Penners]

Yes, apparently kangaroos do not fart at all. I gather that some boffins somewhere are trying to cross the bit of the roo that doesn't fart with a cow to see if they can make a fart free version.

Could this be the final solution to the cow-jumping-over-the-moon problem?

 

[Penners]

as for the male of the human species...)

If you've never farted, madam, I don't want to be in the same country when you finally do... :x

 

[middi]

I wouldn't advise anything along the lines of genetic modification.

If it goes belly up people could end up burping with the same deterimental effect and stench of a fart, we would end up with a permanently ducking society, or even worse, walking on hand stands to avoid the line of fire. Future generations will define a new meaning for " bottoms up".

 

[Nemesis]

Ladies don't, Penners...


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[middi]

If ladies don't, they must get stuffed I presume.