Couple of bits from BBC news today...

[Feltwell]

First off - you thought a couple of slipped slates were a problem.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7851012.stm

And secondly, let's hope this "developer" doesn't get away with this bit of vandalism.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7852535.stm

 

[Penners]

You do wonder how on earth the Northern Irish guy thought he would be able to do that with impunity.

As for the first story - it lends a whole new meaning to the phrase, "a flying visit". :shock:

 

[fjpdesigns]

"Hello, just thought we'd drop in."
"Nice to see you. Did you have any trouble parking?"

 

[Feltwell]

Maybe the car was driven by Harry Potter before he passed his test??

 

[Penners]

As he was carried out to the ambulance, the driver was heard to murmur: "Bloody sat-nav..."


(With apologies to the poor chap.)

 

[Feltwell]

"Chesley B Sullenberger's drive home from the Hudson didn't go quite as well as the flight had."

 

[middi]

.......thank you God.... thank you God....thank you God ( whilst crossing himself) whilst people on the opposite side of the accident looking up at the roof thought " every religion has extremists, but this is ridiculous"

 

[Flyfisher]

"Chesley B Sullenberger's drive home from the Hudson didn't go quite as well as the flight had."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Nice connection!

Great emergency landing, but an even better name!

 

[DaveBrigg]

What's worse than finding a kitchen in your vestibule?


Discovering a Lada in your roof.