Christmas present ideas

[biffvernon]

You've got an MP3 player - Now play with an MP35,
"The Premium Plastering Machine that fulfils every wish."

 

[Nemesis]

Not quite every wish...

 

[plumbers mate]

Does it mix Xmas puudings too?

 

[Penners]

Its name is Marvin, and it's got a pain in all the diodes down its left side.

 

[NT]

Not quite every wish...

Looks like the designer was making an attempt to though...


NT

 

[Penners]

OK - you've had a go at Biff's magical machine.

Now what do you think this one is for? Logic would suggest that it's designed to scrunch up bits of corrugated iron.

 

[middi]

.......not to crunch them but to iron them straight.

 

[BMcD]

Or maybe it's a giant pasta making machine for when St. Penners' of Pasta makes his bid for world domination

 

[Gervase]

Now what do you think this one is for?

Dunno, but I want it. I mean, it's lovely - unlike that 'adult toy' at the top of the page.
Actually, what I really would like is one of these, but at six grand, I don't think I've got a snowflake's chance with Father Christmas.
I'd be lucky to get one of these:

 

[yoofookinwah]

I could do with 6k for a new roof for CHRISTmas

Just cut a hole to create a loft space in my Victorian house (had to) and found that I am the first visitor since the house was built.

No pirate treasure but spiders and a lot of rotten trusses.

Merde.

 

[Penners]

I'd be lucky to get one of these:

Well, lucky indeed! What more could a chap want - sunshine, fresh air where it matters, plus a nice yellow sack barrow to take away the... no, never mind.