Cement is from Mars, Lime is from Venus

[Nigel Watts]

There is no doubt about it: lime is female - soft, adaptable, yielding, unpredictable, moody and high maintenance. Cement by contrast is strong, unsubtle and does what it's told without fuss. Clearly a male.

 

[Lime]

Hmmm.
Another wet day and all inside jobs finished?

 

[Penners]

lime is female - soft, adaptable, yielding

You've clearly been more fortunate in your relationships with women than I have!

 

[LadyArowana]

lime is female - soft, adaptable, yielding

You've clearly been more fortunate in your relationships with women than I have!

Fortunate? Sounds like a pathetic excuse for a female to me, I'm sure Mrs P is made of much sterner stuff and I bet you wouldn't have it any other way.

 

[Penners]

I'm sure Mrs P is made of much sterner stuff

Sterner? Yes, that's rather a good word!