Caption competition

[biffvernon]

Ayscoughfee Hall, Spalding is a particularly interesting old building.

During the restoration work, many historical features that had been hidden by alterations, which had taken place over the centuries, were revealed. In collaboration with the Anderson and Glenn led Design Team, buildings-archaeologist Dr Jonathan Clark, of the University of York, assessed the importance of every new find. This work involved inspecting some underground water-features which required a great degree of dexterity to access.

Or perhaps you know better :wink:

 

[Ian Bond]

There's definitely no DPC under this floor guv!

 

[MdB]

Workman found buried under concrete floor. Police are investigating.

 

[charlie-ia]

"i know you've just gone back into the loft, but could you please come and pass my notebook to me?"

 

[BarryF]

Mental Note : Next time bring a portable loo.

 

[another_richard]

<soapbox>
Poor Archaeologist.

Not only are we paid 10k less than the national average wage and rolling one week (often day to day) contracts, we also suffer the indignity of deliberate flouting of site safety rules.
</soapbox

 

[Penners]

"I may look stupid to you, but you don't know what Samantha's doing down here."

 

[darrylmg]

After an unsatisfactory quote for some re-flooring work from John the builder, Dave Smith, father of two, mis-understood his wife's words "You're 'avin a larf wiv dat quote! Fill him in Dave!".
John was later rescued along with the family's cat and seven double glazing salesmen.

 

[Penners]

After several escape attempts from Colditz, Bertie finally made it back home to Lincolnshire.

 

[Cloudscape]

"I'm stuck. You couldn't just give me a hand, could you?" said the CO.

 

[middi]

--------" WHO FLUSHED THE BLOODY LOO !!!!! "-------------

 

[Matt Green]

Tarquin was beginning the regret the time he'd wasted the previous night ironing his hi-vis vest and polishing his hard hat to a lusterous sheen. He'd definately need a manicure after this.

 

[Schoolmarm]

stolen from another caption thingy;




My bloody sat nav is a waste of time.........

 

[Penners]

"You think I'm in trouble? You should see the poor b*gger whose shoulders I'm standing on."

 

[chuckey]

"Ach Haemish, Ah cannie find yorr 50P"
(Aplogies to our friends north of the border)
Frank

 

[alice]

I've look at the picture twice and read all the captions (very clever, folks!), but the more I look at the pic the more I wonder just howthat man got out of the hole! It doesn't look like he could raise his arms. How does he get leverage needed to pull himself out?

Is he still there? Should someone send out a search party? Will there be an official inquiry?

alice

 

[middi]

.......... in the meantime, and for his sake, let's hope he does not fart.