Maybe this is an old one, but I saw a joiner's van last week with the amazingly honest line: "Remember, Robinson Crusoe was the only one who managed to get everything done by Friday!" Perhaps I am easily amused, but it brightened up the wait for the lights at the road works!"when it's a builder's estimate"?
Quite right too - we need people who can think outside of the box :wink:Penners said:Six can be eight-and-a-half when it's the answer to the GCSE question: "What is 2 x 3?".