12 Days of Christmas

[FamilyWiggs]

Ooh me sir, me sir. Please can we sing the PPUK Christmas Song?

Join in if you know the words...

On the first day of Christmas, my CO sent to me... a Beam from an Oak Tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my CO sent to me... Two ???
and a Beam from an Oak Tree.

ad infinitum*


*Well, we wouldn't want to stop at 12, would we! I'm off to work. I expect the class to have got to a decent number by the end of the afternoon. And Penners and Graham at the back, stop flicking each other. And Joce - put that egg away until break.

 

[robgil]

On the first day of Christmas, my CO sent to me... a Beam from an Oak Tree.

On the second day of Christmas, my CO sent to me... Two preservation notices' (one for the out buildings)
and a Beam from an Oak Tree.

 

[JoceAndChris]

On the third day of Christmas, my CO sent to me: three tellings off, two preservation notices, and a beam from an old oak tree. (it needs "old" to scan)

 

[Moo]

On the fourth day of Christmas, my CO sent to me: four tubs of lime, three tellings off, two preservation notices, and a beam from an old oak tree.

 

[JoceAndChris]

On the fifth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

5 golden grants

fo-ur tubs of lime
3 tellings off
2 preservation notices
And a beam from an old oak tree!

 

[jocelyn plummer]

on the sixth day of Christmas my CO sent to me

6 wooden windows

five golden grants
four tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

 

[Jon Maine]

Othe seventh day of Christmas my CO sent to me

Seven LBC conditions

Six wooden windows
five golden grants
four tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

 

[Flyfisher]

Othe eight day of Christmas my CO sent to me

Eight gallons of limewash

Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

 

[Nigel Watts]

On the ninth day of Christmas my CO sent to me

Nine VAT bills
Eight gallons of limewash
Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

 

[JoceAndChris]

On the tenth day of Christmas my CO gave to me

Ten tickles in the pantry*
Nine VAT bills
Eight gallons of limewash
Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

*S/he'd had some mulled wine, OK?!

Sir, sir, can I have a commended slip because I've contributed the most and mine are the best and I'll let you do a special uniform check later on?

 

[Flyfisher]

. . . or a tickle in the pantry. :wink:

 

[Jon Maine]

On the eleventh day of Christmas my CO gave to me

Eleven Carbon-ations.....*

Ten tickles in the pantry
Nine VAT bills
Eight gallons of limewash
Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree

*Or should that be zero carbon nations ( as long as that doesn't effect our carbonation )

 

[Moo]

I do hope that Penners will hurry up and join in. There's only one verse left!

 

[FamilyWiggs]

Sir, sir, can I have a commended slip because I've contributed the most and mine are the best and I'll let you do a special uniform check later on?

Needham, I think you'd better come and see me in my study later. :wink:

Penners - wake up boy. You're late. It's time to hear from you... speak up boy!

 

[Gareth Hughes]

Nurse! Penners is asleep again!

 

[Jon Maine]

Nurse! Penners is asleep again!

I can hear snoring again but cant work out where he is !!

 

[FamilyWiggs]

The final twelfth line from Penners had better be a good one, the time he has had to compose it..... pressure, dear boy, pressure!

 

[skier-hughes]

Just before the 12th day of Xmas, my conservation officer gave to me

Good news
they'd arrested someone for burning down that grade 1 listed building

Eleven Carbon-ations
Ten tickles in the pantry
Nine VAT bills
Eight gallons of limewash
Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree


didn't want to spoil Penners' 12th rhyme

 

[jocelyn plummer]

Come on Penners WAKE UP

 

[Penners]

Uh... eh....what?

Have I had me tea yet?

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my CO gave to me
Twelve strippers stripping

Eleven Carbon-ations
Ten tickles in the pantry
Nine VAT bills
Eight gallons of limewash
Seven LBC conditions
Six wooden windows
five golden grants (dream on, my dear!)
fo-ur tubs of lime
three tellings off
two preservation notices
and a beam from an old oak tree